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January 8th, 2010 by jasmyn1448155
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While I love these Shriek Show three packs, I have to admit that I was severely disappointed when this one arrived simply because the version of Blood Feast 2 included is the butchered R-rated cut. I mean, come on! Shriek Show must know what kind of people buy this stuff so for them to push the Blockbuster friendly version on us poor gorehounds was pretty rotten. Honestly, I wouldn’t have even purchased this had I known. I realize that I got Man From Deep River and Warlock Moon for peanuts but man, seeing that R rating was a real slap in the face.

Another buffet of brutality, gore lovers grab a fork! This is a great meal deal to appease your blood craving. I’ll serve it up for you–

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WARLOCK MOON (’73)

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This is more of a supernatural tale, originally titled Bloody Spa. The plotline somewhat resembles Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Some college kids are lured to an abandoned health spa filled with witches, ghosts, and ugly maniacs (no warlocks or moons though). They try to avoid becoming the main course of a bizarre blood cult banquet.

This is a decent flick, but has no gory flesh devouring or nudity. What’s up with that? Oh well, it does have a special comedy commentary by Joe Bob Briggs.

*** stars

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MAN FROM DEEP RIVER (’72)

The mother of all cannibal flicks, THIS MOVIE RULES!!!!! I was surprised how well developed this story is. It’s not really a gorefest, most of the movie feels more like a mondo film. It captures the lifestyle of a primitive tribe in Thailand, in very shocking detail (one particular scene really jacked me up!). The cannibalism kicks in near the end of the movie. Nudity is rampant throughout, in case you’re wondering.

This landmark film is well worth the price alone. Umberto Lenzi rules!!!!

***** stars

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BLOOD FEAST 2 (’01)

From the Godfather of Gore, Herschell Gordon Lewis presents this long awaited sequel. It’s drenched with blood splatter and hot naked chicks, but is hampered by an R rating? That kinda sucks, toning down the sickness. It’s still bloody fun, just don’t expect the usual HGL gross-out carnage.

**** stars

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All-in-all, this lunchbox is a great value that will keep all you gore dogs howling. Not as brilliant as the Jungle Horrors triple feature, but still an outstanding way to kill some brain cells.

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January 8th, 2010 by jasmyn1448155
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Let me start this review by expressing my absolute adulation for Funimation’s Viridian Collections. I was first introduced to these extraordinary anime packs through Blue Gender and made it my priority to attempt to locate as many others as possible. For those who don’t know, Viridian Collections, in Funimation’s own words are the essential titles for any well-rounded DVD collection exploring the pop culture phenomenon known as Japanese animation. To you and I it means a box set containing an entire series, an OVA, and a lot of extras all for the price usually associated with a single season of a given show.

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The extras contained within this Viridian Collection could easily fill up my entire critique so I’ll mention a few of the key areas of interest briefly. The set contains a whopping 6 episode commentary tracks with many of the English vocal talents and production, all of the original radio dramas, a Japanese cast interview, CGI artist interview, character designer interview, trailers, alternate opening and closing themes, battle records, textless songs, outtakes, and a Funimation trailer section on each and every disc. If all that weren’t enough, each disc contains a full episode of the bizarre but strangely addictive Funimation property Mr. Stain on Junk Alley. For those of you who have no idea what this is (and that included me before this set), imagine a fully CG rendered show that would fit in pretty well with what we Americans might expect from Pixar, in which a presumably homeless (and shoeless) man, his sweater-wearing cat, and iguana on a leash spend each episode digging through the discarded junk in an alleyway for survival and ensuing high jinks. Sound strange? Oh it is. Take for example the one episode where he finds a pack of crayons that when colored with affect reality or another where starvation begins to tempt him into turning his pet lizard into a meal. In the end you’ll certainly wonder whether drug use played a part in the show’s creation but yet somehow it succeeds on nearly every level (and all this without a single word of dialog ever spoken).

But enough about Mr. Stain, we’re here to talk about Burst Angel right? Language options are standard fair sub and dub which of course means dialog presented in either original Japanese or English dub each in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround. And, like always, the choice to run English subtitles exists for either spoken language option.

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The show could best be described as a mix of about a hundred different sociological elements, not the least of which is the spaghetti western theme that you may have gathered from the trailers and box art. Although to be completely honest, except for a few chaps and six-shooter toting women and a giant robot that looks like he’s sporting a cowboy hat atop his massive metal head, there really isn’t much to remind the viewer of the old west. In fact, the show starts things rolling with perhaps the oddest group of protagonists ever assembled and slaps them waist-deep into a conflict with underground crime syndicates, a corrupt government, and just a dash of sci-fi intrigue (like hideous beasts with glowing-brains that exit the skull and attempt to crawl away once the monster is defeated).

Sometimes the formula works, other times not so much. When the show opens the viewer will more than likely fumble through the ensemble not exactly sure what to expect. You know- like is this character important to the overall prose or what about this one here? By the end I can’t say with certainty that the odd dynamic of the good guys ever falls into place. You have many near-naked women to work with; one who takes charge of the group, another young girl who happens to be a computer genius, a bouncy (yet perky) redhead with a knack for getting into trouble, and a red-eyed, silver haired, purple tattooed killing machine who makes it her personal mission to bail the redhead out of trouble in nearly every episode.

There are a few males to speak of, mainly in the form of the giant robot’s hairy mechanic (way too much exposed body presented in the “beach” episode) and a wussy pastry chef-in-training that is brought on to cook for the girls. I suppose part of my own bewilderment comes from the fact that I expected the young cook to play a much bigger role in the grander story arc than he actually does by the end. The first twelve episodes use him as a major focal point of the story then suddenly he gets dropped off like a bad step-kid at the soccer field.

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to tell you that this is the bizarre story of Meg and Jo (the redhead and killing machine I told you about earlier) and their meteoric rise to mercenary status with a strange, dare I say lesbian love for one another. Perhaps if I had known this going into the program, I would have been less distracted by the frivolous characters and jutting story threads that go nowhere throughout. The OVA makes this reality especially clear although since it represents the very end of the show, by then its too late.

The English dub takes us back to 2005; an era where Funimation was improving in leaps and bounds but still wasn’t quite the well-oiled machine that it has since become. The commentary tracks are virtually useless at shedding any sort of light on the production process or the behind-the-scenes data that fans may expect from a commentary. However, it’s almost impossible not to find the bubbly personalities of the female voice actresses both infectious and personable. Regardless of how happy you are with your current lot in life, these tracks will make you wonder if voice acting shouldn’t have been your calling- even if you had to pay to do it!

In rare form, the majority of Texas-dwelling voice stars that make up Funimation were given an opportunity to let fly their southern accents in a segment that takes place entirely in Osaka (as opposed to Tokyo). Since the original Japanese dialog wipes this correlation out entirely, I personally found it interesting that Osaka would be considered the old west of Japan. Sure it’s a gimmick and it may have been taken a bit too far, the fact is that this segment acts as a well-needed bridge between the two bigger story sections that are being developed here.

The Japanese acting, as is often the case, is more dramatic and emotional but lacking in the small inflections that hint toward ethnic-authenticity that the English track nails down.

In all Burst Angel is a very unique take on the mecha category of anime. The visuals are pure Gonzo magic; especially the robot battles themselves. The animation is both fluid and life-like with uncanny attention to detail. However, the story is quite inconsistent in its delivery. At times you’ll be convinced that this is in fact a cleverly disguised comedy show only to reconsider it as a horror wannabe an episode later. It picks and chooses elements at will which would have been fine had it committed to a single theme beneath the variations. However, as it stands the end result feels muddled and a bit convoluted. This is a tale that banks nearly everything on the viewer’s undying adoration for the lead characters and to be honest, I never felt much toward them.

I should often point out that observant viewers may notice a couple of scenes that appear to have been taken almost directly from the 1997 American film Alien Resurrection. I was hoping the creative staff would have commented on this observation in the extras but alas, no mention of it was ever made.

In conclusion this is a 3-star show from Gonzo but a 5-star product from Funimation. Packaging, extras, and value are absolutely through the roof. That’s two for two on the Viridian Collections thus far but who’s counting?

Ok if you like BIG mechs, big gun, big boobs and a lil hint at lesbian action Burst Angel is for you….You meet Jo, a genetically enhanced gunslinger who fights to protect her lover meg from harm. Meg on the other hand has this uncanny knack of getting kidnapped by the bad guys causeing Jo to kill half the town to find her. its pointless yet has a point.

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January 6th, 2010 by jasmyn1448155

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This delightfully funny comedy directed by MIGuL BARDEM (”La Mujer mas Fea del Mundo”) is a madcap journey through one family’s truly bizarre Christmas holidays. Chaos erupts at an important business meeting when Lucia Cuspineda (KITI MANVER, “Take My Eyes”) discovers that her husband Ernesto (JOAQUIN CLIMENT, “Los Lunes al Sol”) has been having an affair with his assistant. In a race against the clock to save the family business, life gets crazier and crazier as the Cuspineda clan encounters a hilarious string of characters, including a trio of light-fingered Wise Men and a bunch of dimwitted Santas! Can this besieged family pull together and discover the tru meaning of Christmas on this wild night?

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January 6th, 2010 by jasmyn1448155

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Now that the evil Gargoyle has seized young Nadia and her magical necklace, the Blu Water, he sets his foul plan in motion by resurrecting the most terrible power of the ancient people of Atlantis! Can Jean and the crew of the New Nautilus rescu Nadia and prevent Gargoyle’s horrific plan to control the destiny of humanity? Who will survive the final battle of one of the world’s most beloved animated series? Join Nadia and Jean one last time for the thrilling climax of Nadia, Secret of Blu Water!

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January 6th, 2010 by jasmyn1448155

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December 29th, 2009 by jasmyn1448155

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How would you react if three years after the death of your father, you receive a letter signed by him inviting you to visit an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere in China? Curious in nature, you decide to set off on this adventure. Here’s the snag, when you arrive in front of the house (which looks more like a bunker), you realize that there are other visitors summoned as well. Four guys show up with the same letter you have! All five characters, Monk, Casino, Black Jack, Shang and Poker have something in common. All carry guns, have dangerous reputations and are wanted by the police. Unexpectedly the door to the house is opened by a mysterious woman and shortly after entering they notice that they are all locked inside. The house is surrounded by police and they can not escape the psychotic killer that wants to wipe them out. After shocking plot twists and with a growing suspicion of each other, they come to realize that they have only one hour to live!

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December 29th, 2009 by jasmyn1448155

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A “truly spectacular” (The New York Times) film that combines action, romance and breathtaking adventure, Dances With Wolves is “a cinematic masterpiece” (American Movie Classics) that is nothing short of “a triumph” (Roger Ebert)!Sent to protect a US outpost on the desolate frontier, Lt. John Dunbar (Kevin Costner) finds himself alone in the vast wilderness. Befriending the very people he’s sent to protect the outpost from, the Sioux Indians, Dunbar slowly comes to revere those he once feared. But when the encroaching US Army threatens to overrun the Sioux, he is forced to make a choiceone that will forever change his destiny and that of a proud and defiant nation.

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December 27th, 2009 by jasmyn1448155

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This was the film debut of critic-turned-director Bertrand Tavernier, an outstanding 1973 thriller based on the Georges Simenon novel. The Clockmaker stars Philippe Noiret, Tavernier’s onscreen alter ego, as a quiet watchmaker forced to retreat from his self-imposed solitude and face the messy and painful world when his son is arrested for murder. Tavernier is superb at combining politics and philosophy in trying to solve soul-searching dilemmas, and his choice of actors is always effective for physical and emotional ballast. Here he pairs Noiret with Jean Rochefort, a sympathetic police commissioner. Both have restrained natures and are slow to burn, as they confront the parallels to their existences. –Bill Desowitz

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The Clockmaker was complaisant! You have to glimpse this movie! A fantastic performance by Philippe Noiret & Jean Rochefort make The Clockmaker a “have to take note” movie!

The confounding cast includes Philippe Noiret, Jean Rochefort, Jacqus Denis, Yves Afonso, Julien Bertheau. This cast just make The Clockmaker the more astonishing!

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December 27th, 2009 by jasmyn1448155

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It’s Mitchum vs. Jurgens as the commanders of an American destroyer and a German U-boat play a deadly game of cat and mouse.

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December 24th, 2009 by jasmyn1448155

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The body of a young Asian man is found on a beach in the seaside resort of Balford-le-Nez. Havers finds herself with time on her hands as Lynley is on honeymoon in Peru, and when she discovers the investigation is being run by a friend she goes to see if she can lend a hand.

Special DVD features include: link to the Mystery! Web site; scene selections; closed captions; and described video for the visually impaired.

On one DVD5 disc. Region coding: All regions. Audio: Dolby stereo. Screen format: letterboxed.

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